So I read Loy's journal (because it's hilarious) and remembered that this was a thing.
YES, LETS GO.Pokemon Randomizer: randompokemon.com/
should already be on the proper settings.
Only one Pokemon per question.
Tag one or more person when you're finished. Maybe.
This Pokémon is you:
Flight's nice. Wait, that's BRAVIARY. NOICE.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
Two badasses, aaaight.
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
I don't see what wouldn't impress a numel really xD (I'm set for life.)
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:
ffffffffffffffffffff, I remember that thing smashing buildings like jenga in the trailer of the old pokémon.
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
I could see this work out pretty nicely.
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
Braviary and a Glaceon.(must refrain from making "chill jokes" about her being "cold" or an "icequeen/nicequeen", her giving "cold shoulder" or "cooling" me down after fights etc.)
7. This Pokémon is your ex:
what was I thinking.8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:
I guess he could, considering he's psychic.. I'm not sure to worry about that or not.
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:
DAMN YOU LITTLE BIRD!
(you're already dead, but still.)11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:
I felt that allright.Are you serious though?
12. This Pokémon banged your mom:
(to qoute Loy in this; )
*opens mouth to say something*
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants:
A stoner trying to get in my pants?
Although it says the pokémon will try anything, it doesn't sound very convincing with this guy x)14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
This makes things complicated.15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:
I have a feeling that he's going to tell me the creepiest bedtime stories ever that never end well.
Ohwell, got to get brave from something I guess..?17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
Aww, they grow up so fast!
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
Atleast I know I'm dealing with a cold-hard professional. One might even say "Permafrost Professional".19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day:
I love birds!
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Probably lots of em too.
And then a few optional bonusmajiggers21. This Pokémon watches you sleep:
He just aspires to have or be part of the awesome team I have. I don't mind..22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
Adorable, although I don't think he's strong enough to even take a hit for me should he feel it to be necessary..
23. This Pokémon won't rest untill it has a lock of your hair to cherish forever:
As I said, impressing my boss won't be very hard. I'm sure.24. This Pokémon will be there for you when you need it:
Man? you seein' this? I got a nidoking as pet, a armaldo as best friend, a Hawlucha as life long loyal companion, ARTICUNO? and I'm the effin Braviary. MMMHM. COME AT ME BRAH.
25. These Pokémon want to form a band with you (generate 3 here):
How are these guys even going to play instruments? Oh, steelix could play a gigantic xylophone.. Nidoran could play a banjo maybe? And spoink. Ehm. EHM.
I'll just sing and dance or something.
I should be tagging people?
EVERYONE, GO DO IT IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT, IT'S QUITE SOME FUN.
I find it hilarious to read anyways.
Although you GOT to do this.
sometime man.. sometime..